If the Imia crisis, as I followed it in the press and on television, hadn't ended so tragically, the Greek-Turkish episode could have become a very funny movie, not of course without the support of the military and its ships and planes. But I never had such luck, and that’s why I started thinking of a smaller story. After "LOAFING AND CAMOUFLAGE", and having appeared several times on television to promote the film, I would be stopped on the street by strangers of different ages who wanted to tell me the story of their own service in the army, which they usually insisted was funnier than my movie. I listened patiently to some of them, but when I didn’t have time I told them to write it out and secure their copyright before sending it to me, because in this business everyone steals from everyone else. I never received a manuscript, but before I started writing I heard several surreal and quite a few horrifying stories about the Evros River border and the rocky islets of the Eastern Aegean.
In the end, in order to bring everyday authenticity to the privileged Headquarters soldiers, Renos organized for me an evening with some buddies who had served with him on the island of Kos. When I went to Istanbul to find actors, Biket, the Turkish producer who had read the script to organize the casting, told me about a Turkish blockbuster, made with the full support of the army, which ends with the simultaneous capture by Greek and Turkish commandos of a volcanic islet that was created suddenly by a strong earthquake in the northern Aegean. Although Biket assured me that there was no resemblance to my project, I was very curious and viewed the film. The inventive touch was an insert toward the end to show the readiness of the Turkish Army, which was the major co-producer, but also an excellent opportunity to show the superiority of the Turkish lad, who asks his sweating Greek antagonist to light his cigarette before letting him go with his life.
When I returned to Athens, in my infinite naivety I sent the Turkish film to the then Prime Minister’s spokesman, a well-known journalist, asking him to intercede with Army Headquarters, which might be persuaded to be shamed into giving us some, albeit rusty, G3s or M16s for the soldiers and an automatic G31 for the sergeant. Naturally I never got an answer so finally the soldiers' weapons were all plastic replicas, and the other equipment came from military surplus yards. The only metal replica found in the market, was a Kalashnikov and then I got the idea of calling it "Kalashnikaki" by adding the typically Cretan suffix "-aki" and gave it to the wild Cretan Minos Stavrakomathiakakis.

SIRENS IN THE AEGEAN
ΣΕΙΡΗΝΕΣ ΣΤΟ ΑΙΓΑΙΟ / SIRINES STO EGEO




























































































































































